People are more violently ...

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
 Alexei Sayle

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The optimum frequency with which comedians should do a series is every year. I do one every three years. My audience is literally dying off.
 Alexei Sayle
I'm sure a psychologist would see something highly significant in how absent-minded I am. I mean I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached to my neck by muscles, ligaments and my esophagus.
 Alexei Sayle