Oscar nominations came out ...

Oscar nominations came out today. Up for best actor, Sean Penn for \'Mystic River,\' Jude Law for \'Cold Mountain,\' and of course, George W. Bush for \'Iraqi Weapons of Mass Destruction.\'
Oscar nominations came out today. Up for best actor, Sean Penn for 'Mystic River,' Jude Law for 'Cold Mountain,' and of course, George W. Bush for 'Iraqi Weapons of Mass Destruction.'
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