On many American campuses the ...

On many American campuses the only qualification for admission was the ability actually to find the campus and then discover a parking space.
On many American campuses the only qualification for admission was the ability actually to find the campus and then discover a parking space.
 Malcolm Bradbury

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If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is favorable.
What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult.
We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out.
I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

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I've noticed your hostility towards him... I ought to have guessed you were friends.
 Malcolm Bradbury
But you are involved in the world, and your actions have consequences for other people, and if you don't recognize that, then that's the supreme kind of cruelty. Everyone shares someone else's fate to some extent.
 Malcolm Bradbury