Oh, I have this feud going ...

Oh, I have this feud going with the L.A. Unified School District, because I keep getting these phone calls saying my daughter keeps missing classes, I mean, at all hours of the night, I had like, two calls this morning and I keep calling saying I haven't got a daughter!
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I don’t think I have the right parts to appreciate '50 Shades of Grey'.
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I love thinking that there is magic in the world, that there are people in the world with amazing abilities that we just don't know about.
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Being a best-selling author just means the world for me. Some of my happiest memories, growing up, are being at book stores and reading books I couldn't afford, as a kid, and the midnight parties, waiting for the next Harry Potter book. The fact that I have that straw in my cap means more to me than anything I've ever accomplished before.
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Every driven person comes from a mountain of pain they wish to keep hidden.
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When people hurt you over and over, think of them like sand paper. They may scratch and hurt you a bit, but in the end, you end up polished and they end up useless.
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