Our notion of an optimist is a man who knowing that each year was worse than the preceding, thinks next year will be better. And a pessimist is a man who knows the next year can't be worse than the last one. See image Franklin P. Adams
Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday! See image Franklin P. Adams
Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net. See image Franklin P. Adams
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. See image Franklin P. Adams
There is no accounting for tastes, as the woman said when someone told her her son was wanted by the police. See image Franklin P. Adams