Nothing is more responsible ...

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.
 Franklin P. Adams

Quotes from the same author

Our notion of an optimist is a man who knowing that each year was worse than the preceding, thinks next year will be better. And a pessimist is a man who knows the next year can't be worse than the last one.
 Franklin P. Adams
Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!
 Franklin P. Adams
Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
 Franklin P. Adams
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
 Franklin P. Adams
There is no accounting for tastes, as the woman said when someone told her her son was wanted by the police.
 Franklin P. Adams