New rule: every fantasy ...

New rule: every fantasy author who doesn't treat horses like tireless hairy motorcycles automatically gets a Hugo.
 Jim C. Hines

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I've found that there's a pretty wide range of silly. I don't want to do outright parody, because I like keeping my own characters and stories at the core of the books. And to be honest, I'm not smart enough to do the kind of wickedly sharp satire you get from someone like Pratchett.
 Jim C. Hines
Freedom of religion does not give you the right to physically or verbally assault people.
 Jim C. Hines