Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
Rita Rudner
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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
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I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.
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