My real name is Mica, spelled ...

My real name is Mica, spelled with a C. My dad is called Michael. He wanted me to be called Michael but my mother said over her dead body. She wasn't into the whole junior thing.

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My relationship with my mother is not cute.
Well, I have to say, most of my clothes are designed and made by my mother.
Life without hope, the slavery of mankind-a bondage so hopeless that slaves will no longer know they are slaves. Wealth without happiness, abundance without the power to enjoy it. The death of the spirit.
I have opinions on everything. I'm a stubborn old mule. The biggest problem is keeping my mouth shut.
Sometimes I dress like what I want for lunch, because all I can think about is having a tuna sandwich.