My parents hated me. All I ...

My parents hated me. All I ever heard was, \
My parents hated me. All I ever heard was, "Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia? Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia?" Shelia had died at birth.

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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery; come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!
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