My mother was an ex-nun, and ...

My mother was an ex-nun, and my father was a Franciscan brother, so I grew up believing in Jesus the way anyone would believe in Mom's first husband.
 John Fugelsang

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America doesn't have an abortion problem - it has an unwanted pregnancy problem, and an abortion symptom.
 John Fugelsang
Who wouldn't want to vote for a guy who was a peaceful, radical, non-violent revolutionary; who hung around with lepers, hookers, and crooks; who never spoke English; was not an American citizen; anti-capitalism; totally anti-death penalty; anti-public prayer (Matthew 6:5); but never once anti-gay; didn't mention abortion; and was a long-haired, brown-skinned, homeless, middle-eastern, Jew?
 John Fugelsang
Can we please rename The Sandy Relief Bill to the Supplemental Iraq War Funding Bill so the GOP Congress can vote for it?
 John Fugelsang
If you were a freak as a kid, you're an interesting adult.
 John Fugelsang
I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out.
 John Fugelsang