My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
Groucho Marx
My mother loved children - ...
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
Groucho Marx
[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.
Groucho Marx
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
