My mother could make anybody feel guilty - she used to get letters of apology from people she didn't even know.
My mother could make anybody ...
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery; come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.
I was the last girl in Larchmont, NY to get married. My mother had a sign up: "Last Girl Before Freeway.
