My life and my career have been a series of happy and not so happy accidents.
Jeff Ross
My life and my career have ...
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The real question is how do you stay funny in your 70s and 80s? And that's a real accomplishment, you know, the longevity.
Jeff Ross
Life is short. You have to be able to laugh at our pain or we never move on.
Jeff Ross
You know, sometimes I worry, you know, is comedy and my type of comedy going to get stale? Is it going to be so offensive that it becomes uninteresting or so niche that I don't have an audience anymore? But it keeps getting bigger and bigger and bigger, where roasting now is a movement. These roasts are on in India, in Mexico.
Jeff Ross
Last time I was in Canada Celine Dion had just given birth to identical twins. Which is quite an achievement given her age and face.
Jeff Ross
Comedians a lot of times we're on the road, we're by our self. We come home to New York to our empty one-bedroom apartment, you know, and we need a place to go where you see a bunch of other miserable people sit around and eat a corned beef sandwich.
Jeff Ross
