My grandmother died of ...

My grandmother died of natural causes. Or as my family calls it murdered by the lord.
 Dane Cook

Quotes from the same author

Every great thing starts with an idea, followed by a doubt and finally a resolve to abandon or pursue. Victory is a treacherous journey.
 Dane Cook
That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.
 Dane Cook
I feel like I was born and bred to stay self-motivated. I'm not one of those people who ho-hums and feels sorry for himself when something's bad.
 Dane Cook
Some people give you that motivation to work harder simply to get the hell away from wherever they are.
 Dane Cook
I want to be able to challenge myself. And do things that are away from what I usually do. Stand-up is safe for me. I can do stand-up in front of twenty-five thousand people, and I'm like, "I know how to do this. This is what I do." I want to be a little scared.
 Dane Cook