My father was a proctologist ...

My father was a proctologist and my mother was an abstract artist, so that's how I view the world.
 Sandra Bernhard

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I was looking for something within Judaism that had a spiritual nature and not just a religious nature. So my trainer at the time was the one who took me to the Kabbalah center on my 40th birthday. I was like, "Oh, this is so cool." I was just ready for it. I was ready for something different.
 Sandra Bernhard
I think bravery is when you're willing to really put yourself on the line and maybe lose out, financially - and be able to say exactly what motivates you and what inspires you and what you find completely unacceptable in humanity and in culture.
 Sandra Bernhard
I feel like you've gotta be able to get up every night in front of a live audience. Whether it's 10 people or 50 people or a hundred people, whether you're in a rock band or doing the comedy circuit.
 Sandra Bernhard
I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much politically correct.
 Sandra Bernhard
When you're watching the news, how many days in a row can you watch that and feel good about yourself and the world?
 Sandra Bernhard