Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
Rita Rudner
Most turkeys taste better the ...
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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
Rita Rudner
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
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Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
Rita Rudner
I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.
Rita Rudner
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
