Money frees you from doing ...

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
 Groucho Marx

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Effort only fully releases its reward after a person refuses to quit.
Never complain and never explain.
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Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
 Groucho Marx
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
 Groucho Marx
[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.
 Groucho Marx
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
 Groucho Marx
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 Groucho Marx