Men are all alike - except the one you've met who'...

Men are all alike - except the one you've met who's different.

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

The truth is not for all men, but only for those who seek it.

A man must be big enough to admit his mistakes, smart enough to profit from them, and strong enough to correct them.

Each man has his own vocation; his talent is his call. There is one direction in which all space is open to him.

The superior man is modest in his speech but exceeds in his actions.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

A hard man is good to find.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

Men are all alike - except ...