Marriage: A friendship recognized by the police.
Marriage: A friendship ...
Quotes from the same author
Most of our pocket wisdom is conceived for the use of mediocre people, to discourage them from ambitious attempts, and generally console them in their mediocrity.
A friend is a gift you give yourself.
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
There is no duty we so underrate as the duty of being happy. By being happy we sow anonymous benefits upon the world.
I have done my fiddling so long under Vesuvius that I have almost forgotten to play, and can only wait for the eruption and think it long of coming. Literally no man has more wholly outlived life than I. And still it's good fun.