Many years ago in a period ...

Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday Afternoon, there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday mornings because he was so Sad thinking about how Unhappy he had been on Monday and how completely Mournful he would be on Wednesday.
 Walt Kelly

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We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.
 Walt Kelly
Too soon we breast the tape and too late we realize the fun lay in the running. We deny that the end justifies the means without ever stopping to consider that for practical purposes the End and the Means are one and the same thing. If there is to be any satisfaction in life it must come in transit, for who can tell when he will be struck down in mid-method?
 Walt Kelly
It is not good enough for things to be planned - they still have to be done; for the intention to become a reality, energy has to be launched into operation.
 Walt Kelly