Man invented language to ...

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
 Lily Tomlin

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I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
 Lily Tomlin
There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it.
 Lily Tomlin
People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
 Lily Tomlin
The thing that most distresses me is whenever I see things over sexualized, I worry about young girls. Some of the fall out of the feminist movement is that it made younger and younger girls more sexually available. It's part of the philosophy, be your own person and be free. But, girls are so over sexualized in this culture.
 Lily Tomlin
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves… I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
 Lily Tomlin