Life was a lot simpler when ...

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
 Robert Orben

Quotes from the same author

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
 Robert Orben
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
 Robert Orben
Anybody with a good sense of humor is one-up on their competition. We respond to somebody who has the ability to make us laugh. It's a bonding influence.
 Robert Orben
If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.
 Robert Orben
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
 Robert Orben