Law Number XLIV: Aircraft ...

Law Number XLIV: Aircraft flight in the 21st century will always be in a westerly direction, preferably supersonic, crossing time zones to provide the additional hours needed to fix the broken electronics.
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 Norman Ralph Augustine

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