Last time I was in Canada ...

Last time I was in Canada Celine Dion had just given birth to identical twins. Which is quite an achievement given her age and face.
Last time I was in Canada Celine Dion had just given birth to identical twins. Which is quite an achievement given her age and face.
 Jeff Ross

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Being self-made is a state of mind, and once you put that mentality to work, your success will come.
 Dave East
A lot of people change for good. Some people just fall off. Just trying to progress in anything, no matter what you're doing, I feel like any progression you make... some people aren't gonna be around you that were around you.
 Dave East
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.
You have to have the service mentality in the sense that you subjugate your own ego, and you subjugate a large part of your own life to really helping other people, being successful on their behalf.
 Herb Kelleher
Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.

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The real question is how do you stay funny in your 70s and 80s? And that's a real accomplishment, you know, the longevity.
 Jeff Ross
Life is short. You have to be able to laugh at our pain or we never move on.
 Jeff Ross
My life and my career have been a series of happy and not so happy accidents.
 Jeff Ross
You know, sometimes I worry, you know, is comedy and my type of comedy going to get stale? Is it going to be so offensive that it becomes uninteresting or so niche that I don't have an audience anymore? But it keeps getting bigger and bigger and bigger, where roasting now is a movement. These roasts are on in India, in Mexico.
 Jeff Ross
Comedians a lot of times we're on the road, we're by our self. We come home to New York to our empty one-bedroom apartment, you know, and we need a place to go where you see a bunch of other miserable people sit around and eat a corned beef sandwich.
 Jeff Ross