Just got back from a pleasure ...

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
 Henny Youngman

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Being self-made is a state of mind, and once you put that mentality to work, your success will come.
 Dave East
A lot of people change for good. Some people just fall off. Just trying to progress in anything, no matter what you're doing, I feel like any progression you make... some people aren't gonna be around you that were around you.
 Dave East
What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult.
Don't settle in the land of barely enough. That is where you are, it is not who you are. That's your location, it's not your identity. No matter what it looks like, have an abundant mentality.
Everything in your life, every experience, every relationship is a mirror of the mental pattern that is going on inside of you.

Quotes from the same author

A motel is where you give up good dollars for bad quarters.
 Henny Youngman
Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.
 Henny Youngman
I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.
 Henny Youngman
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
 Henny Youngman
If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.
 Henny Youngman