Is that a gun in your pocket, ...

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Quotes from the same author

Men are all alike - except the one you've met who's different.
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
A hard man is good to find.
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.