In the opening to the Mary ...

In the opening to the Mary Tyler Moore Show Mary\'s in the supermarket, hurrying through the aisles. She pauses at the meat case, picks up a steak and checks the price. Then rolls her eyes, shrugs and tosses it in the cart. That\'s kind of how I feel. Sure I would have liked things to be different. But, \'roll of eyes\' what can you do? \'shrug\' I threw the meat in my cart and moved on.
In the opening to the Mary Tyler Moore Show Mary's in the supermarket, hurrying through the aisles. She pauses at the meat case, picks up a steak and checks the price. Then rolls her eyes, shrugs and tosses it in the cart. That's kind of how I feel. Sure I would have liked things to be different. But, 'roll of eyes' what can you do? 'shrug' I threw the meat in my cart and moved on.
 Augusten Burroughs

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