In high school I was voted ...

In high school I was voted the girl most likely to become a nun. That may not be impressive to you, but it was quite an accomplishment at the Hebrew Academy.
In high school I was voted the girl most likely to become a nun. That may not be impressive to you, but it was quite an accomplishment at the Hebrew Academy.
 Rita Rudner

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Being self-made is a state of mind, and once you put that mentality to work, your success will come.
 Dave East
A lot of people change for good. Some people just fall off. Just trying to progress in anything, no matter what you're doing, I feel like any progression you make... some people aren't gonna be around you that were around you.
 Dave East
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.
You have to have the service mentality in the sense that you subjugate your own ego, and you subjugate a large part of your own life to really helping other people, being successful on their behalf.
 Herb Kelleher
Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.

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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
 Rita Rudner
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
 Rita Rudner
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
 Rita Rudner
I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.
 Rita Rudner
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
 Rita Rudner