If you smile when no one else ...

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
 Andy Rooney

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I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the Earth.
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
In times of change, learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.

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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?". She doesn't care what you think.
 Andy Rooney
One of the things we can be sure of over the July 4th weekend is that news reports will keep telling us how many of us are going to die in automobile accidents.
 Andy Rooney
My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am.
 Andy Rooney
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
 Andy Rooney
I'd like to take some calculus, too. I have absolutely no ability in that direction and not much interest, either, but there's something going on in mathematics that I don't understand, and I'd like to find out what it is.
 Andy Rooney