If you should ever ...

If you should ever acknowledge my existence, I plan to snub you.
If you should ever acknowledge my existence, I plan to snub you.

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If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is favorable.
What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult.
We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out.
I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

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Hatred of the mother is familiar, but the mother's hatred still comes as a surprise.
Well-behaved: he always speaks as if his mother might be listening.
Staid middle age loves the hurricane passions of opera.
You know you're in love when you stop comparing.
Great men wait for the right moment to abandon caution. The rest of us abandon it when impatience becomes too much for us.