If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. See image E. W. Howe
When a man is trying to sell you something, don't imagine he is that polite all the time. See image E. W. Howe
There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it. See image E. W. Howe
There is no such thing as a convincing argument, although every man thinks he has one. See image E. W. Howe
A loafer never works except when there is a fire; then he will carry out more furniture than anybody. See image E. W. Howe