If there were ever two sentences that you will not respond well to, 'Don't move. There's a snake behind your foot,' is it. See image Warren Hutcherson
My mother wanted me to go to church to meet women. That's wrong, ain't it? 'Praise the Lord! Hey, how ya doing? Nice dress. Look, I'm going to go over there and get some of this wine and crackers, want some?' See image Warren Hutcherson