If there's an award for best ...

If there\'s an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that award.
If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that award.
 Laura Schlessinger

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Being self-made is a state of mind, and once you put that mentality to work, your success will come.
 Dave East
A lot of people change for good. Some people just fall off. Just trying to progress in anything, no matter what you're doing, I feel like any progression you make... some people aren't gonna be around you that were around you.
 Dave East
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.
Once you get the nod, your mentality totally changes. It's like a heavyweight fighter-you win the title and that's it, you don't want to look back and you don't want to change. That's the way I feel and I'm looking to keep the job.?
 Mark Sanchez
Inspirational leaders need to have a winning mentality in order to inspire respect. It is hard to trust in the leadership of someone who is half-hearted about their purpose, or only sporadic in focus or enthusiasm.
 Sebastian Coe

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My mother isolated herself from all family and friends for some 20 years. And never met her grandchild, my son.
 Laura Schlessinger
The primary concern of the human animal is to avoid rejection and abandonment.
 Laura Schlessinger
Boys are slobs... One reason is that mothers let them get away with it. Mothers are notorious for spoiling male children.
 Laura Schlessinger
Controlling mothers do not pass the baton to their son's new wife.
 Laura Schlessinger
Your mother doesn't own you. Your father doesn't own you. You own you.
 Laura Schlessinger