If the world were a logical ...

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.
If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.
 Rita Mae Brown

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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
The truth is not for all men, but only for those who seek it.
A man must be big enough to admit his mistakes, smart enough to profit from them, and strong enough to correct them.
Each man has his own vocation; his talent is his call. There is one direction in which all space is open to him.
The superior man is modest in his speech but exceeds in his actions.

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Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work.
 Rita Mae Brown
When Mother died I was both freed and abandoned, as are we all at this profound juncture in our lives.
 Rita Mae Brown
Mother love is the most powerful, the most irrational force on earth, even more powerful than sexual love. However, one does lead to the other, so best not to spurn the former.
 Rita Mae Brown
Mothers have a habit of proving right except you don't find that out until you're the age your mother was when she gave you the advice.
 Rita Mae Brown
Death is a greatly overrated experience. I hated Mother's and I'm not looking forward to my own. Apart from the sorrow there are the bills to be paid. Nobody dies for free.
 Rita Mae Brown