If my mother knew I did this ...

If my mother knew I did this for a living, she\'d kill me. She thinks I\'m selling dope.
If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.
 Henny Youngman

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Being self-made is a state of mind, and once you put that mentality to work, your success will come.
 Dave East
A lot of people change for good. Some people just fall off. Just trying to progress in anything, no matter what you're doing, I feel like any progression you make... some people aren't gonna be around you that were around you.
 Dave East
Once you get the nod, your mentality totally changes. It's like a heavyweight fighter-you win the title and that's it, you don't want to look back and you don't want to change. That's the way I feel and I'm looking to keep the job.?
 Mark Sanchez
I've always had the mentality of: work hard, get to bed early, focus - and let your work speak for itself.
 Olivia Palermo
I am doing the job with the mentality that I am going to be here a long time and I hope that I am.
 Stuart Pearce

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A motel is where you give up good dollars for bad quarters.
 Henny Youngman
Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.
 Henny Youngman
I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.
 Henny Youngman
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
 Henny Youngman
I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby.
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