If I remember right, Aelia, ...

If I remember right, Aelia, you had four teeth; a cough displaced two, another two more. You can now cough without anxiety all the day long. A third cough can find nothing to do in your mouth.
 Martial

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To be able to enjoy one's past life is to live twice.
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It is as good as second life to be able to look back upon our past life with pleasure
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You puff the poets of other days, The living you deplore. Spare me the accolade: your praise Is not worth dying for.
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Short is the life of those who possess great accomplishments, and seldom do they reach a good old age. Whatever thou lovest, pray that thou mayest not set too high a value on it.
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If you want him to mourn, you had best leave him nothing.
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