I went into a butchers and I ...

I went into a butchers and I said, \'I\'ll have a pound of sausages. \'He said, \'I\'m very sorry, sir, we only serve kilos in here. \'I said, \'Okay then I\'ll have a pound of kilos.\'
I went into a butchers and I said, 'I'll have a pound of sausages. 'He said, 'I'm very sorry, sir, we only serve kilos in here. 'I said, 'Okay then I'll have a pound of kilos.'
 Tommy Cooper

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Courage - a perfect sensibility of the measure of danger, and a mental willingness to endure it.
 William Tecumseh Sherman
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You can't break poor people mentality. Once you grow up poor, you don't take anything for granted. It can have the negative side also because you can never truly be relaxed.
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The man with the average mentality, but with control, with a definite goal, and a clear conception of how it can be gained, and above all, with the power of application and labor, wins in the end.
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 Tommy Cooper
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