I was never asked to join the ...

I was never asked to join the Editorial Cartoonists Of America. No fraternity would have me in college, either. I think they know something.
 Berkeley Breathed

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I knew 'Mars Needs Moms! ' would be a movie seconds after the title came to mind. Similarly, I also knew that my daughter would be calling me a dork as a default term of endearment eventually.
 Berkeley Breathed
The cartooning was always just an abstraction. It was an income. It was making me famous. It was allowing me to go and do other things that I'd wanted to do.
 Berkeley Breathed
Steve Dallas...a frat-boy lawyer who I knew in school. He's never written me. I suspect he was shot by an annoyed girlfriend, which has saved me many legal fees.
 Berkeley Breathed