I was married by a judge. I ...

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
 Groucho Marx

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You can't break poor people mentality. Once you grow up poor, you don't take anything for granted. It can have the negative side also because you can never truly be relaxed.
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The man with the average mentality, but with control, with a definite goal, and a clear conception of how it can be gained, and above all, with the power of application and labor, wins in the end.
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Quotes from the same author

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
 Groucho Marx
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
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[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.
 Groucho Marx
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
 Groucho Marx
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 Groucho Marx