I was brought up Catholic and ...

I was brought up Catholic and we show my mom, my mother, my sister and then I take pains to explain on camera, that there were years after that where I wasn\'t really religious. I certainly wasn\'t a Catholic anymore, but I still lived with some mythical man in my head. I didn\'t really put a name to a face, but I just knew that if I was in trouble or scared I would go, \'Oh God, please help me get out of this one.\'
I was brought up Catholic and we show my mom, my mother, my sister and then I take pains to explain on camera, that there were years after that where I wasn't really religious. I certainly wasn't a Catholic anymore, but I still lived with some mythical man in my head. I didn't really put a name to a face, but I just knew that if I was in trouble or scared I would go, 'Oh God, please help me get out of this one.'
 Bill Maher

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