I was an extroverted kid and ...

I was an extroverted kid and performed, like, acting and singing. Then, the older I got, I realized I enjoyed performing things that I came up with myself more and I enjoyed making people laugh more than making people cry or think.
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 Rob Delaney

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But I also know in standup, there's nowhere to hide. You get on stage and you deliver, or you are eviscerated and you are thrown into a pile of bodies at the bottom of a mountain.
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People moved in across the street and are immediately cutting down a huge tree. Their toothbrushes will know my buttonhole.
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I no longer believe in freedom of speech.
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Don't even FRONT like you love your family, America, or God, if you don't have a DETAILED & REHEARSED Black Friday tactical shopping plan.
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