I want to have young children ...

I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.
 Rita Rudner

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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
 Rita Rudner
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
 Rita Rudner
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
 Rita Rudner
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
 Rita Rudner
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
 Rita Rudner