I've learned: When you get ...

I\'ve learned: When you get older, who cares? I don\'t mince words, I don\'t hold back. What are you gonna do to me? Fire me? It\'s been done. Threaten to commit suicide? Done. Take away my show? Done! Not invite to me to the Vanity Fair party? I\'ve never been invited! If I ever saw the invitation, I\'d use it as toilet paper.
I've learned: When you get older, who cares? I don't mince words, I don't hold back. What are you gonna do to me? Fire me? It's been done. Threaten to commit suicide? Done. Take away my show? Done! Not invite to me to the Vanity Fair party? I've never been invited! If I ever saw the invitation, I'd use it as toilet paper.
 Joan Rivers

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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
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Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery; come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!
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Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.
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I was the last girl in Larchmont, NY to get married. My mother had a sign up: "Last Girl Before Freeway.
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