I've been told to speed up my ...

I've been told to speed up my delivery when I perform. But if I lose the stammer, I'm just another slightly amusing accountant.
 Bob Newhart

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All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it!
 Bob Newhart
When I started out in 1960, I thought it might possibly last a couple of years. I never expected it to last 42. I take great satisfaction in that longevity.
 Bob Newhart
But I really believe that if you have the ability, there is an obligation to make people laugh
 Bob Newhart
I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do.
 Bob Newhart
I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that. Don't rush into adulthood, it isn't all that much fun.
 Bob Newhart