I think part of the reason ...

I think part of the reason I\'m attracted to Foster is because he\'s such a mess. I mean, the people I have loved in my life have never been easy to love. I\'m not used to normal. I\'m used to disaster. I don\'t know, as messed up as he is, he\'s also sort of exciting, sort of a challenge. I\'m accustomed to working for love.
I think part of the reason I'm attracted to Foster is because he's such a mess. I mean, the people I have loved in my life have never been easy to love. I'm not used to normal. I'm used to disaster. I don't know, as messed up as he is, he's also sort of exciting, sort of a challenge. I'm accustomed to working for love.
 Augusten Burroughs

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