I take my only exercise ...

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.
I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Whoever is happy will make others happy, too.
Always tell the truth. That way, you don't have to remember what you said.
A thing long expected takes the form of the unexpected when at last it comes.