I saw the film Pearl Harbour ...

I saw the film Pearl Harbour and it made me wish that the Japanese had bombed Hollywood instead!
I saw the film Pearl Harbour and it made me wish that the Japanese had bombed Hollywood instead!
 Clive James

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Effort only fully releases its reward after a person refuses to quit.
Never complain and never explain.
A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week.
 George S. Patton
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
 Robert Schuller
Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
 Harriet Beecher Stowe

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Perhaps I should have pointed out more often that without her (mother's) guidance and example I might have gone straight from short pants to Long Bay Gaol, which in those days was still in use and heavily populated by larcenous young men who had chosen their parents less wisely.
 Clive James
Visitors who come from the Soviet Union and tell you how marvelous it is to be able to look at public buildings without advertisements stuck all over them are just telling you that they can't decipher the cyrillic alphabet.
 Clive James
When I finally embraced abstinence it was because of the simple urge to work a longer day. Thus, without joining Alcoholics Anonymous, I was at last able to leave Piss-Artists Notorious.
 Clive James
She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short.
 Clive James
A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't
 Clive James