I refer to jet lag as ...

I refer to jet lag as 'jet-psychosis - there's an old saying that the spirit cannot move faster than a camel.
 Spalding Gray

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I was darkly convinced that at age 52 I would kill myself because my mother committed suicide at that age. I was fantasizing that she was waiting for me on the other side of the grave.
 Spalding Gray
I knew I couldn't live in America and I wasn't ready to move to Europe so I moved to an island off the coast of America - New York City .
 Spalding Gray
When I was in therapy about two years ago, one day I noticed that I hadn't had any children. And I like children at a distance. I wondered if I'd like them up close. I wondered why I didn't have any. I wondered if it was a mistake, or if I'd done it on purpose, or what. And I noticed my therapist didn't have any children either. He had pictures of his cats on the wall. Framed.
 Spalding Gray
I'm kind of this control freak that likes to create his own hells before the real one can get to him
 Spalding Gray