I notice my wife when she's ...

I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other. See men once we become friends with another man we may never say another word to him, unless there's valuable information that needs to be exchanged. Things like "Hey Jim, your shirt's on fire.
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There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.
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You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
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If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.
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You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.
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You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.
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