I never worry about diets. ...

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

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Men are all alike - except the one you've met who's different.
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
A hard man is good to find.
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.